Down on record

That dream was no good.  Who do I speak with to demand my sleep back?

Still Good:
1) Quiche.  Quiche is brill because you can eat it for any meal of the day.  It's good hot out of the oven and still is reasonable if reheated in the microwave.  Fills you up with no sugar crash later.  I will continue to petition Oslo for an introduction of a 'food' category to the Nobel awards.

2) Hot showers.  I spent the last two years living in a house with four other guys.  Hot showers were planned like bank robberies.  Okay, set your alarm for 2am.  Towel, check.  Flip flops, check.  Right, so very quietly.... Now I live by myself.  The hot water doesn't last forever, (especially when you like it as hot as I do) but at least I know that I've got a good ten or fifteen  minutes every morning to wake up the right way.  For the record, the wrong way is sudden cold water in the middle of shampooing.

3) The bible.  My head just does not feel right if I don't get some time in the word every morning.  It's like my radio dial gets jostled during the night, and reading scripture is how I carefully re-tune it to the frequency of truth.  I have to read this book.

Lorraine's Law: The last slice of quiche will be eaten at the meal immediately following the realization that there is only one slice of quiche left.

-J