Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Good morning, mood.

I got an email this morning from Mr. Ban Ki-Moon.

From: "Mr Ban Ki-Moon"
baaaannnkiimoonnn@mail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients
We are very sorry for the delay in transferring your over-due contract payment the sum US$10M USD into your personal Account for the pass 4 years now; sorry for the delay, and listen while we present our good reasons to you.
View attached message for more details and get back to me.

Will do, Mr. Secretary-General. I like his email address. It's like he's repeating his name for the fourth time to a confused tourist.
I'm writing now because I won't have sufficient oomph later. I'm off to work, and then a barbecue, which I assume is why today is the first overcast day in more than a week.
Alright! I'm off.

- J

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